that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
