Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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