Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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