If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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