i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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