Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
two words: eviction party
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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