so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
