There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Randomize
