UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
