hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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