Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
