Fine. I'll sleep in my office
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
