people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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