wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
