This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
