last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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