Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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