so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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