WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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