oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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