Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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