Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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