party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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