There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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