u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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