I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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