I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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