Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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