You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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