If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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