New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Randomize
