no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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