How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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