This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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