you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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