DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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