so explain again why im purple
no
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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