you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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