Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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