I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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