just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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