Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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