Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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