i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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