Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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