i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Green mimosas i think yes
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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