But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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