is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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