It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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