your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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