nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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